December 10, 2006: FRUITFUL WAITING: SURPRISE!
Luke 3:1-6, Malachi 3:1-4, Luke 1:68-79, Eileen Parfrey, Springwater Presbytery.


For people of a certain age, the response to surprise often comes out, "That's right! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" This refers to a sketch from the British TV series, Monty Python's Flying Circus. In this episode, ordinary and mundane scenes are interrupted as people wearing high-Church regalia burst in, ominously shouting the dreaded words, "That's right! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" The scene falls into confusion as the innocent victims wonder what this is about, and then chaos invariably ensues to hilarity and slapstick comedy. In case you're a little rusty on your Church history, the Spanish Inquisition was a dreadful period of torture and oppression in the name of suppressing religious heresy. Python's humor is a dark humor, as wackiness juxtaposes the memory of the Inquisition's reign of terror, with the silliness of actors posing as innocent people in a totally different century.

This is the time of year for creating and receiving surprises. I'm aware that there are some people who can't stand to anticipate surprise. My own mother had perfected the art of finding, unwrapping and secretly re-wrapping packages. Other people take matters into their own hands, faking surprise as they unwrap gifts whose purchase they carefully engineer. At my friend Shelley's sale this week, a total stranger held a vintage rhinestone necklace to her throat and turned to me asking, "Do you think my husband wants to give me this?" I didn't even know her name, but I nodded, and she took it home to wrap. It's people who can't be surprised that are hard on me. These are the ones who always guess, no matter how sneaky the box and wrapping-a book in a pet carrier box, the sound of broken crockery disguising new socks. It really frustrates me.
This time in the lectionary year is about surprise that transcends our anticipation and planning. One Christmas, my friend Ann wanted a radio so badly that when she found a radio-sized and -shaped box under the tree, she planned where that radio would go in her room and what she and her friends would listen to. On Christmas morning, the package turned out to be a jewelry box. A beautiful box, but not what she had anticipated. Despite the prophetic warnings, God's coming still surprises us. Ludicrous! God, so abstract, so far off, that even the suggestion of making God tangible through a picture or a sculpture-that was sin. The prophecies pointing to God's momentous surprise are both ominous and thrilling-a Messiah to come who would both rescue and judge. But nothing prepares us to receive that far-off God come close as the literal Messiah, a real, flesh-and-blood human baby child. "That's right! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

The daily lectionary this week included Isaiah's prophecy that God's people would recognize the time of judgment-the time preceding the eventual salvation-because everything would be so chaotic that no leaders would emerge. Violent and meaningless bursts of bullying-that would occur. But it would only serve to point out the alienation of faith from political realities and the daily lives of the people. By the time John the Baptist comes along, God's salvation had become a formula as zany as, "That's right! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" By the time we come along, salvation has come to mean "what happens after we die."
As much as Israel needed surprise and shock to see that things-as-they-are was not working, we do too. I don't know what it's gonna take, but sooner or later we're going to have realize that salvation is what begins when we realize God loves us. In this day and age-our day and age-salvation is the courage to dream new dreams. For Springwater, salvation may be as simple as trusting that we don't need to replicate the church of 1948 to still be the faithful community of God's people. Salvation may be as complicated as realizing that "the way things ought to be" will never line up with "the way things are." To dream the new dreams of Advent is to let "what if" replace our resistance to surprise.

What if I forgave the person who did dirt to my loved ones? What if I forgave the disappointment and betrayal and abandonment? What if I recognized the flawed-but-pitiable source of that outrage as coming from that one's pain? What if I gave up trying to be the perfect person in the perfect family? What if I acknowledged that being "the most" of anything took too much energy? What if I gave up the pursuit of personal perfection to accomplish my salvation? What if I could accept that another is different from me? Would I still be right? What if I didn't have to be right? What if, just this once, I didn't have to blame someone else for my pain or my screw up? Would I still be lovable? What if I just loved someone without needing to change them? What if I gave up world peace and just worked for being fair and compassionate right here? What if I didn't grieve that my gift isn't as much or as big as I'd like it to be, but simply gave? What if I just did what I can? And that was enough.

My uncle thinks that what motivates most people is one simple thing-the desire to be known for who they are, and loved. For who we are. I thought I was the only person in the world who was afraid that if people knew who I really was, they wouldn't love me. There's an old construction saying, "There's a whole in the sock at the end of the job." It means that a job's profit is lost at the end as "just one more thing" keeps coming up, never seeming to end. We've all had times when the hole in our emotional sock has been impossible to fill. Times when the more love and forgiveness we're offered, the more we seem to need it. The hole just gets bigger in a vicious circle of neediness. What we need is some decisive interruption. "That's right! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Thank God we worship an opportunist. God doesn't send pain to soften us up, but neither does God let anything go to waste. God will use the smallest chink in our armor of self-sufficiency to come to us. In God's ecosystem, even the worst experience can teach us about God's love and draw us to God. Advent is the season of attentiveness to God's coming-a time of reflection, bringing our questions to scripture, journaling our prayers. The point is to enlarge our hearts and minds, to clear space in our schedules-especially to make time during this hectic season. Make room to experience God's peace and presence. You might be surprised by a new way of perceiving.

The Spanish Inquisition interrupted my life in the person of a three-year old named Milo this week. A group of pastors met at the Grotto for lunch and Advent prayer in the chapel overlooking the city. While standing in line to order soup, young Milo spied the cross around my neck and wondered how God could love him when Jesus was on the cross. The mother, perhaps sensing she was in the midst of a group of professional Christians, apologized and tried to shush him. But Milo wanted me to answer how Jesus-being-dead showed that God loved him. Theology doesn't work with three-year-olds, and so Milo became my teacher. That Milo was loved was evident from his conversation with his mother. That Milo was loved in the concrete here-and-now was evident by his trust that strangers could explain so he could understand the delight and joy of being loved in particular by a God so human as to be no longer dead.

We may never expect the Spanish Inquisition, but we ought to expect surprise. The biggest surprise of all is the Incarnation-God becoming human-whether or not we make the room and take the time for it. God will come. God will come bringing a salvation which is neither ominous, like the real Spanish Inquisition, nor slapstick like Monty Python's version. Salvation will break in-even to our lives. Sometimes it takes a sudden surprise. Sometimes it brings all the chaos our worlds can hold. But salvation comes. And God won't waste a thing in bringing it about. Even here.

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